THE YOUNG SOPRANOS APPENDIX II


THE

YOUNG SOPRANOS

APPENDIX

II




BY

J. BECK


2024







"CONSPIRACY OF CROWS"



TONY SOPRANO'S 
GHOST



APPEARS TO 
CARMELA:











A lone Crow lands atop 

Tony Soprano’s grave stone



Where 

Carmela sat alone






(Where you been hiding Carm?!)


"Goddamn you--Tony!  Ten fucking years later? & I’m still sittin’ here cleanin’ up your messes. 


& You think you can just haunt me now?  
Show up like nothin’ happened?"






(So--What the fuck do you want
Tony?)



Me?!-- I’m just checkin’ in.

Eternity can get pretty fucking boring."



(POOR YOU!)



CHRIST.  CARMELA!

YOURE GOING TO WAKE THE DEAD!



What do you mean Tony?

Carmela gave Tony’s Ghost a questioning look as he turned & scanned the green plush cemetery lawn of grave markers & memorials. 


What are you doing?


CROWS.

I hear Crows!







"Carm--You look like a million bucks in that dress!

&  Jesus.
That Cleavage?!"


Still Knockin ’ ‘Em Dead--Huh?!

(Tony Chuckles--Sips Rum)




(You still think I'm Pretty Tone?)

YEA.--Of course I do Carm!



You Think So?

Why do you think I'm carrying this old newspaper around?

(Why?)


Tony peered down between his legs at his bulging crotch.



OH.--To cover up that?--Carmela points.

Did I do that to you Tony?



Tony looks around them:

As far as I can See
You're the only one here!

We're all Alone!



Are you Playa Me

Tony Soprano?





How about a Quickie Carm?!

Tony bashfully asked like a little school boy
 Bowing his head & pushing himself down.



(WHAT?!--ARE YOU SERIOUS?!)

YEA!--WHY NOT?



(TONY?--WHY NOT?!)



COME ON CARM!

DONT MAKE ME BEG YOU FOR IT!



(WHY NOT?!)
Carmela giggles to herself.



Here.

Just let me get it out for you!


NO TONY!
I DONT WANT TO SEE IT!

Carmela pretended to shield her eyes
Half laughing.


Come on Carmela!
Give me your hand!


I WILL NOT!

YOURE DEAD TONY!



I'm only as dead as you make me out to be! 

Why do you think I'm here?






DID SOMEBODY RING?!"

The Ghost of Livia Soprano Appeared




I just came from Venice!


It lovingly there
This time of the year!


Unlike this Dump.




What my Mother is saying is she prefers the Taste of the raw sewage canals

& Smells of dead fish 
Over our beautiful Garden State!


(Tony rolls his eyes)






AND 

LOOK WHO I RAN INTO

OVER IN VENICE!







YOUR

UNCLE JUNIOR!
































"It's really not so Bad


Being Dead."










Then the
Conspiracy of Crows

Loudly took Flight
& Flew away Cahing out



Leaving Carmela sitting there alone
On the cemetery bench


Wondering

What the fuck just happened?






 


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PART 1 - 4

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PART 5

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