THE YOUNG SOPRANOS APPENDIX II
THE
YOUNG SOPRANOS
APPENDIX
II
BY
J. BECK
2024
"CONSPIRACY OF CROWS"
TONY SOPRANO'S
GHOST
APPEARS TO
CARMELA:
(Where you been hiding Carm?!)
"Goddamn you--Tony! Ten fucking years later? & I’m still sittin’ here cleanin’ up your messes.
& You think you can just haunt me now?
Show up like nothin’ happened?"
(So--What the fuck do you want
Tony?)
Me?!-- I’m just checkin’ in.
Eternity can get pretty fucking boring."
(POOR YOU!)
CHRIST. CARMELA!
YOURE GOING TO WAKE THE DEAD!
What do you mean Tony?
Carmela gave Tony’s Ghost a questioning look as he turned & scanned the green plush cemetery lawn of grave markers & memorials.
What are you doing?
CROWS.
I hear Crows!
"Carm--You look like a million bucks in that dress!
& Jesus.
That Cleavage?!"
Still Knockin ’ ‘Em Dead--Huh?!
(Tony Chuckles--Sips Rum)
(You still think I'm Pretty Tone?)
YEA.--Of course I do Carm!
You Think So?
Why do you think I'm carrying this old newspaper around?
(Why?)
Tony peered down between his legs at his bulging crotch.
OH.--To cover up that?--Carmela points.
Did I do that to you Tony?
Tony looks around them:
As far as I can See
You're the only one here!
We're all Alone!
Are you Playa Me
Tony Soprano?
How about a Quickie Carm?!
Tony bashfully asked like a little school boy
Bowing his head & pushing himself down.
(WHAT?!--ARE YOU SERIOUS?!)
YEA!--WHY NOT?
(TONY?--WHY NOT?!)
COME ON CARM!
DONT MAKE ME BEG YOU FOR IT!
(WHY NOT?!)
Carmela giggles to herself.
Here.
Just let me get it out for you!
NO TONY!
I DONT WANT TO SEE IT!
Carmela pretended to shield her eyes
Half laughing.
Come on Carmela!
Give me your hand!
I WILL NOT!
YOURE DEAD TONY!
I'm only as dead as you make me out to be!
Why do you think I'm here?
DID SOMEBODY RING?!"
The Ghost of Livia Soprano Appeared
I just came from Venice!
It lovingly there
This time of the year!
Unlike this Dump.
What my Mother is saying is she prefers the Taste of the raw sewage canals
& Smells of dead fish
Over our beautiful Garden State!
(Tony rolls his eyes)
AND
LOOK WHO I RAN INTO
OVER IN VENICE!
YOUR
UNCLE JUNIOR!
"It's really not so Bad
Being Dead."
Then the
Conspiracy of Crows
Loudly took Flight
& Flew away Cahing out
Leaving Carmela sitting there alone
On the cemetery bench
Wondering
What the fuck just happened?
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