THE YOUNG SOPRANOS PART 2--IX (Continued)
YOUNG SOPRANOS
PART 2--IX
By
J. BECK
2024
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(Continued)
IX
Rosalie Aprile phones her daughter Kelli back in Miami FL after a safe landing & timely arrival at Newark NJ airport for the "Last Great Gangster Funeral" of Corrado John Soprano Jr.
"KELLI." ("Yes Mother.")
"Don't you "Yes Mother" me young lady."
("I wasn't & I'm not a young lady--I'm a grown Woman.")
"A grown Woman would be here in New Jersey instead of down there in South Beach to pay her respects to the dead & the living." ("I told you I had a migraine headache.") Kelli whines.
"You HAD? One? But what now? You DON'T have one?!" ("I don't know.")
"YOU DONT KNOW?--WELL LET ME TELL YOU WHAT I KNOW!" ("WHAT do you know Mother?")
"I will tell you daughter: You have disappointed & disrespented Anthony Soprano as well as embrassed me!" (How could I do that? I'm not even there.)
"EXACTLY KELLI DEAR!" ("What are you saying Mother --Youre speaking in Riddles.")
"It's no Riddle. Are you so full of yourself that you can't see it for yourself? OR is your cute little head so far up your own ass that you don't know whats happening around you?" ("See & Know what Mother?!")
"See & Know that Anthony would be disappointed & offended that you failed to come at his personal request as well as paying for the entire trip & stay for us?!" ( You Think?")
"I dont think child--I fucking know it."("Did he say that?) "NO. He didnt have to say it--I could see it all over his face. Thank goodness Carmela missed it --She was paying attention to Meadow's late arrival to the luggage claim gate. I felt so embrassed for him & ourselves." ("So Anthony was there to greet you? I'M SORRY.")
"SORRY?! Sorry isn't going to cut it deary! Anthony wasn't there at the airport gate to greet a couple crushy old-women. He was there to see you!" (What can I do?!")
"You know who Anthony John Soprano Jr is now. He is our Don & you personally owe him your faithful loyality." (Yes. You're Right Mother.)
"It's a good goddamn thing you still have your Mother on this earth for you!" ("Mother.--Don't talk like that. You know that I need & love you & I would be lost without you.")
"Yes. I know all those things." ("So tell me what what to do Mother & I will do it. ")
"Good Girl!--Now go get a shower & slip in your butt-plug." ("MOTHER.") "JUST DO IT KELLI! Wear black & pack black--Lord knows your closets are full of it! Then call Uber to jump on the next plane leaving Miami for Newark. I will expect you here by tomorrow. The Funeral will start on Tuesday.at 2pm." ("OK MOM!--I WILL . I love you & I have already began missing you.")
"GOOD. I knew you would. I love you too Honey--& Now get that pretty little ass of your's moving. "Pronto!"
(CLICK.)
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