THE YOUNG SOPRANOS PART 2 "The Last Great Gangster Funeral"
THE
YOUNG SOPRANOS
PART 2
"The Last Great Gangster Funeral"
BY J. BECK
2024
"Say Hello 2 Heaven"
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(TEMPLE OF THE DOG)
The
Young Sopranos:
II
A.J. & Stella are having sex in their ajoining hotel room after she returned from her early morning jog at the park.
STING'S next big fight was less then two weeks away so she was training extra to make her bantum weight requirement.
A.J.
is laying flat on his back w/ Stella furiously riding atop him but as she
neared her orgasim a knock came at their inside door from the next room.
"Not Now Meadow!" Stella barked.
But the door opens & they hear Francesca say:
"A.J.--Meadow said your mother called & your Uncle Jr is Dead."
At that instant Stella began trembling & panting w/a gapping mouth as she climaxed & collapsed in a pile of exhausted sweat in A.J.'s arms.
"GOOD." He said & forcefully rolls Stella off him onto her back to finish for himself deep & strong inside of her.
Pressing her spread legs apart
over her matted head of sweaty hair as he grunts to ejaculate when the door silently closed.
"This is NYC's Q104.3FM--Welcome to the "Thursday Morning Rush" if you are running behind or late? There's no hurry, Traffic is Dead-locked."
Here is Today's News:
"Charges have been filed after the May arrest of 12 "Made-Men," associated w/ the Luchese Crime Family. It involves three high-ranking members, the acting boss, the under-boss & consigiliere, four Captians & five soldiers for crimes committed from 2000 until 2017.
(CLICK)
"17 FUCKING YEARS
OF THAT SHIT..."
A.J. shakes his head as he drives to pick up his half-brother Vito (Spatafore) Soprano at his Fleet St 4-unit apartment building where he residedg.As Vito comes off the front porch.
A.J. gets out of the driver's seat & tosses him the car-keys.
"You Drive!"
A.J. opens the front passenger door & phones Hymie Hyle to retrieve Corrado's corpse from the hospital morgue & harvest what suitable organs he can from the old bastard.
A.J. suggested maybe his Uncle June's crazy brain could be well-serving to the scientific & medical research communities while proving to be even more profitable for them as well?!
"You're getting the right idea now T." Hymie answered assuring him. Then A.J. says:
"Hey Herman. (Yea A.J.?!)--I have a "Grand-Caper" to pull off & I need your help--Can I count you in?!" Vito peers over at A J. who points ahead at the road.
("Watch where you're going!")
Vito can overhear Hymie's blind-answer: " Sure Anthony--Whatever I can do to Assist you dear friend!"
"GOOD MAN!"
(CLICK)
A.J. points around the corner saying "Let's drop by the Eleven7 & get filled up w/fuel & a box of donuts! Mr Monte has the freshest cream-sticks in Jersey!"
MR MONTE'S
ELEVEN7 GAS STATION &
CONVENIENT STORE
While A.J. calls
Compagino cellphone he adds:
"& Monte's Daughter
Neesha sure has a Pretty-Mouth too!"
Then A.J. gets forwarded to the
T STORAGE UNIT RENTAL
Office answering machine & he hangs up
"So where is that fucking guy?!" When A.J.'s cell-phone lights up--"There the fucker is:
CORK. (T.)
'WHERE THE FUCK WERE YOU?!"
"I was just going shit."
A.J. covers the phone to say to Vito:
"This guy was JUST going shit!
Listen to this," A.J. grins:
"So you were JUST going shit?!" (Yea T! But it's OK you didn't disturb me--I was finishing up!"
"Oh--Good. I'm glad to hear that I didn't disrupt you Compagino" A.J. responds sarcastically:
"What fucking Time is it there Cork?! (7:11)
OK. So you are 10 minutes late for work? (No A.J.-- I was here before 7)
Well how about you take a SHIT on your own goddamn time & not on mine. I pay you pretty good money for you to sit on your ass with your pants down & shitting on my Dime!
Not only have you inconvenienced me--I'm paying you to make me wait while you put me on HOLD?
So you can wipe your dirty asshole with shit-paper that I've paid for too?!
(I didn't want to answer your call in the commode.)
It's a good goddamn thing you didn't you sick fucker!" A.J. laughs:
"I was just Busting your balls Cork." (OK--Good. You had me worried there A.J..)
"Well--I meant what I said! But I need you to do something for me." (Name It.)
I need you to send Geno & Jake with a couple lumpers over to Juniors house & empty it out entirely & bring it back to a pad-locked storage unit. Lock the Key & unit # in my top desk drawer.
(OK T.--No Biggie!)
"Good Man--& I need it all done before noon today too!" (Click)
"That fucker was probably taking a shit & jacking off on the clock?!" A.J. laughed slapping Vito's thick shoulder as he turned in to steer up to the fuel-pumps.
ELEVEN7
FUEL & CONVENIENT STORE
"You Pump & I'll get the donuts & coffee. Fill it up we have alot of running to do. Any preferences?!"
(No. Whatever T.--Thanks.)
"You should know what you want?! (Anything A.J. is fine--Really.)
"No. It's not Fine Really! What do you want?!" (Black coffee & glazed donuts.) "See Vito--That wasn't so hard was it?!" Vito smiles in agreement as he reaches for the pump (Its pump #2)
Mr Monte's Eleven7
A.J. enters Mr Monte's Eleven7 Fuel Store & noticed the door-bell didn't work when he finds a masked man pointing a gun at Mr. Monte & his daughter Neesha standing together behind the store counter.
The masked robber ordered them to put all the cash register money into an small black unzipped-open back-pack.
When A.J. steps up behind the masked robber & pressed his pistol barrel against the back of his head & loudly cocks the hammer back in the robbers ear. (CLICK.)
"PUT THE GUN DOWN ON THE COUNTER--REAL SLOW!" A.J. whispers in a loud deep tone.
"OR--I WILL BLOW YOUR FUCKING BRAINS OUT ALL OVER THE WALL."
The masked robber obeyed A.J.
& Slowly laid the gun down.
"GOOD BOY."
A.J. grabs the smaller man by the top of the mask to toss him backwards as he peeled the mask off the young white trash tattooed teenage male who fell & slides across the shiny waxed floors on his backside & hitting his head on the coolers inside the small cramped store.
"Now we know who you are. So get the fuck out of here Punk & Don't come back. If I see you or any of your white-trash kind around here again?
We will start killing all of you "Dirty White Boy" Punks (Street-Gang) off like wild-dogs."
"Mr Monte is under my protection now. So spread the motherfucking word amongst your punk-asses!"
Then A.J. lunged towards the exposed unmasked robber who quickly scampered to his feet when A.J. kicks him square in the ass as he tried to get away on the slippery floors to fall flat on his face.
Panicking he continues moving towards the store doors where Vito stood with a questioning look holding a door open for him to escape running for his life still holding his head.
"These fucking kids today!" A.J. says to himself as he turns to face Mr. Monte who had turned a pale green during all the excitement & his daughter was standing in a puddle of piss.
A.J. steps up w/ coffees & donuts to the counter saying: How about 5 of those 10$ instant lottery-tickets & 2 packs of REDS plus the fuel on Pump #2?" A.J. gives Vito questioning look--"Is that Right Vito?" (Yes.)
"This is my little brother Vito Soprano. Vito. Mr. Monte."
"Nice to meet you Vito--Brother of Anthony Soprano." (Pleasure's mine Sir.)
"How much for all this--We need to get going."
"No Charge Mr. Soprano.
Not now or hence forth. You come here? No Charge for you or your brother Vito here."
A.J. awkwardly grins at him then his daughter who wipes tears from her eyes nodding in agreement with her father. A.J. looks to Vito pointing at the tray of carryout coffees.
"I don't believe you'll have anymore trouble with the likes of him or his kind.
Now that we didn't turn him over to the cops. But if he had made me kill him? That would be a whole another matter but he knows we gave him a pass.
So we have to Run
Places to Go--People to See!"
Mr. Monte extends his hand across the counter over the loaded gun. A.J. shakes & smiles (Anytime you need anything Mr Soprano just come here even if we're closed we will open for you.)
A.J. thanks him & reaches down to grab the robbers hand-gun saying "I better take this off your hands too! (Yes. Please do!) A.J. pushes a release to unload the ammo clip into his jacket pocket. Holding it up to Vito--"A GLOCK. HOW did that fucking kid get his hands on one of these?!"
(It's worth more then all the money in the register & probably the safe combined I'm guessing!) A.J. said under his breath walking towards the door shoving it behind the small of his back under his dress-coat shouting back with a wave:
"ITS BEEN REAL--BUT..."
(WAIT!)
MR MONTE'S DAUGHTER
Neesha came out from behind the store counter with her wet skirt to hug & kiss AJ on the mouth.
"You saved our lives Mr Soprano!" (AJ)
"As my father has said you & your brother come back anytime for anything! We are endebted to you Mr. AJ.
This most frightening event has made me feel safer here in this violent country in conflict then ever before."
Neesha embraces his neck & kisses him a second time--closing her dark eyes.
But she kissed him longer & deeper on the mouth while panting with a warm breath:
"Anything--Anytime. Mr. A.J."
AJ pushes himself down clutching the store-bag stuffed full of free goods (Two cartons of cigarettes & an entire roll of 100/10$ instant lottery tickets) while calling out for "VITO?!" who was already headed to the car ahead of him.
"VITO! WE HAVE TO GO!"
...
(To be Continued)
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REMIX
2024
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