THE YOUNG SOPRANOS PART 3--XI (CONTINUED)
THE
YOUNG SOPRANOS
PART 3--XII
BY
J. BECK
2024
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(CONTINUED)
XI
A.J. leaves from visiting Raymond Curto V his modest Bayonne estate driving north when he calls Vito on his cell-phone:
"VITO." (Hey T.--What's Up?!)
"So I get this call from Compagino first fucking thing this morning as Robbie drove us back to Jersey from Dumbo. (Yea?) Yea--I beat the shit out of this fat slob yesterday. (OK) So here this cock-sucker is somebody's family from another NYC Family. (Yea. Is he a made-guy?) NO.--HES JUST SOME FUCK!" (SO?)
So Compagino calls & tells me Albert Baorses wants a goddamn sit-down to discuss the matter?! I said what's the fucking matter?! There isn't one. This guy is a fucking Nobody. Oh but Cork says he is a somebody & he is the cousin of Jerry Basale.
I told him I would beat the piece of shit's ass all over again. I don't care who his fucking cousin is. (Yea.) Then he says his name is Romeo Basale & he pays a high vig to Baorses for protection to work in Newark. (I see.)
Well what has everybody's panties in a wad is I pinched the fucker & made him my Bitch too! (YOU DID?!)
FUCK YEA I DID! I'm taxing him 10% of his weekly gross! (A.J. can hear Vito chuckling) Fucking Newark belongs to Us--The Young Sopranos! & If you want to play her-- You'll have to pay Us. Especially when you are a garbage mouth!"
"So who is the fucking Romeo guy anyway? What did he do?"
"He's one of those motherfuckers you know you're not going to like even before he opens his cocksucking mouth-hole! All I needed was for him to give me good reason." (& He Did?!)
"YES! Just as I was reaching for the door to leave he couldn't help himself from saying g a rotten disrespectful thing about Robbie's mother. (That woman that spit in your face?!) Yes--The same. But you don't say anything like that about anyone's mother! (So what did up do T?)
"I stopped & told him to Take it Back! & Apologize!" (&?) And he's says "Fuck You!" Vito laughes. (So?)
"So I beat the fat fuckers ass & made him Apologize! While he was spitting out teeth & choking on his own blood!" The two brothers laugh & A.J. finishes telling Vito that was when he pinched him by taking 10K$ cash from his wallet & told him that Robbie will be back every Friday to collect.
"Well-What are planning on doing A.J.?"
"It all pisses me off-Albert requesting this fucking sit-down. But I told Compagino I would agree to it --Anytime--Anywhere as long as he brings Larry there with him. I am going to undress these two fuckers & they aren't going to like it! (Yea?)
"Yea. That why I called.--I want you to be there sitting beside me at the sit-down V!"
"You know it Anthony!--Just let me know when & where!"
"Good Man! I knew I could count on you Brother!--I just didn't want to assume you would without explaining it to you first "
"That is one thing you can always assume A.J.--I will always have your back even if you are in the wrong!"
"I believe you Vito--& I feel the same way towards you Brother!" (GOOD!) They laugh together & A.J. tells Vito he has to run & he will catch-up with him later that evening. (CLICK)
Then A J. looks up as he's ending his call to see that he was driving past "AUTO WORLD".
"OH SHIT.--Let's Drop in Here Real Quick!" he says to himself as he turns around to go back to visit the car dealership.
A.J. entered the AUTO-WORLD show-room where he finds a large middle-aged man loitering around to accommodate the browsing customers. Approaching the man who asked:"Can I help you young man?!"
"Yes--Perhaps you can Sir?!" (How So?") Handing the man a business card from inside his dress-jacket pocket asking: "Is this You?' (Yes.)
"Good. My name is A.J.-I was wondering about that white SUPER-DUTY pick-up truck parked out front of your vehicle lot?!"
"Yes Sir! Some call it "White Beauty" but I call it the "Mother Pearl"! & My name is Monroe Haus but my friends call me "Roe"! It's nice to meet you A.J.!" Monroe extends his hand to exchange a firm shake.
"Do you know A.J. that a black vehicle will show more dirt then a white vehicle?! It's reasonable to think that statement is untrue--But it isn't!"
A.J. dismisses his salesman pitch & asked:
"Is it possible that I can test-drive it?"
"You most certainly can A.J.!-- Just let me grab some dealership-plates to throw on it & the keys!"
After a short 20 minute test-drive around a big block on the freeway & down a couple back county roads before they returned to AUTO-WORLD.
"So what did you think A.J.?!" Roe Haus asked him as A.J. climbed down out of the tall SUPER-DUTY pick-up cab to toss the key-bob back to him.
"I like it--I like it alot!" (GOOD!)
"How Much?!"
Roe Haus paused to answer: "75K$--Tax & Title & Out the Door!"
"Is that all?!--How do make any money?!"
"VOLUME.--Besides I have a second younger trophy-wife who wants a divorce now & is trying to fleece me!
CHRIST. You would think a man would learn his lesson?But nor me! I got off the hook with the first wife--She died choking on a banana before the case went to court & it was dismissed. I became a widower & cashed in on her luquidtive life-insurance policy!
I cant be so lucky for that to happen twice?!" Roe Haus half laughs to himself.
"OK-Then.--I will get back to you soon--either way Roe. I just need a couple days to ponder the sizeable purchase."
"Understandable. Take your time A.J. Just don't take too long! I'd hate for you to missed out on this Beauty!"
"I'd hate to miss out on such a great deal!" A J. assured Roe as he extends ded his hand to shake & thank him for his time.
Roe insisted it was his pleasure to meet & to do business with him. Before concluding by asking what A.J.'s last name is?
"SOPRANO. --Anthony Soprano. (SOPRANO?)--I am good friends of Corbin & Courtney Kramer. (KRAMER & KRAMER?) They referred me here & gave me your business-card." (OH--I See.)
"GOOD DAY!"--(Good Day.)
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(To Be Continued)
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